I know things now, many valuable things...

So, here are the things I've learned this week, among other things. Ready?

1. When you get blisters, stop walking.
2. When you have blisters, don't allow dog to step on feet.
3. Pouting does not work on my mother (anymore).
4. The local library is closed today... Still trying to find out if it is closed because it is Saturday or because it is Memorial Day Weekend.
5. My mother's career ambitions change frequently.
6. When my mother wears my shoes, they will probably be returned wet.
7. Trying to cross over two lanes of traffic to make an exit on a highway is a bad idea. Especially if you're driving a tractor trailer.
8. N.J. has a knack for poor governors. Although they do get to live in a nice house. Called Drumthwacket.
9. There is vodka in my freezer.
10. Nobody wants to go to the movies with me. Or out to dinner, except, we're going out to dinner anyway. I'm still not sure how that worked out, but I'm pretty pleased about it.
11. I don't think I want to major in theatre anymore.
12. I probably couldn't do anything in literary management for a theatre unless I had an MFA, because that's what I'm competing with. And that is so not going to happen.
13. I think I write fairly well.
14. Classics is frickin' interesting! Bring it on, baby!
15. Writing has been the only real constant in my life, besides my parents. And Snuggy. And security.
16. Guys don't think about getting married and having kids. They think about jobs. Girls, on the other hand, dream of their wedding day from kindergarten, on.
17. Some people really need to pay more attention in English class.
18. I am terrified to write horror stories because the only time I am inspired to write them is at night, when my imagination goes into overdrive. But either way, I think about horrid things and I can't go to sleep, so really, I should write them and sell them and make a fortune, and then exist on sleeping pills (JOKING! Ha. Ha ha.)
19. My father is very hypocritical.
20. Pecan Pinwheels are yummy!

Seriously--I haven't had a Pecan Pinwheel in ages, and I just got them at the grocery and they are yum-o yummy and they aren't really bad for you. They used to seem a lot bigger though. Ah well, the times they are a'changin'.