So, I'm watching On The Lot, one of the newer reality shows on Fox, and here are my musings:
1. Spaced Out--aliens barfing on police officer. Okay. It was funny. I admit it. I mean, drunk aliens, kind of cackling, then barfing (okay, gross, but still chuckle worthy)...ha. Ha ha.
2. I don't know what it's called, but it's creeping me out. If I was watching it in a theatre, I would so be out of there. Wack Alley Cab. That's what it's called. WEIRD. Carrie Fisher looks confuzzled. She's rather diplomatic too. It kind of reminded me of Mulholland Drive. And I hated that movie. Weirdness.
3."Sometimes you go far out and you find out that nobody's out there with you"--Garry Marshall, totally being added to my favorite peoples list. That was in response to Wack Alley Cab, in case you didn't make the connection.
4. Commerical time! Oh It's Jennifer Love getting angsty because her bra straps keep falling down. Hanes. Donkey! and McD's! I hate McDonalds. Laser levels = bad idea. "Oh you fixed my spine!" (Yahoo Answers). Yell's--ooh, I mean Hell's Kitchen ad. Autotrader ad. Cars. Blah. Boring. Millionaire's Club = Yacht Christening --> Ascots. Ah. New York Lottery. Of course! People running. I so don't understnad this add. It's a computer phone like thing. What can it be? Oh! Silly string! On escalators! And Security. Ahh.. Sidekick. Rightttt. Another car ad. :yawn: Zoom Zoom! Mazda _____ whatever. I like zoom zoom though. News commercial. I saw a Mazda outside of a Staples and it had a Zoom Zoom logo! Fox ad (HOUSE!) Somebody died. Oh! She came back to life. It's just like that fanfic I was reading where Sirius comes back to life. Annnnd back to the show!
5. Bus # 1. It's about peeing, care of a stay at home mom who decided that the thing that was missing from her life was film making. Depends! She's gotta pee and she really can't wait. Uh oh... Don't sit next to that one, folks. Ooooh yuck. She peed in the coffee cup and the old lady chucked it out the window. And I think it a hit a runner, but I can't be sure. Carrie Fisher is disappointed... We've got barf and urine, folks. What's next? Don't answer that... On a side note, I hate wedge pumps. Is that even possible? Dressy wedge shoes. Especially with ankle straps.
6. Next --> Marty Martin (whooo what a name!) = The Big Bad Heist: Green tint. Shotgun mentioned. Oceans 11 esque trailor. 3 million dollars...crimelord...ninjas! 24 of them! Asian driver (SCARY!). Dramatic voice over. Looks kinda like a car commercial. Not a movie I want to see, personally... Reminds me of The Matrix crossed with Ocean's 11 and...something else...The Italian Job? Yeah. The Italian Job. He made a preview instead of a film, which was the assignment. Oh, and it was supposed to be a comedy. Huh. No barfing or peeing though, as Garry Marshall says.
7. Commerical Time!!! Verizon wireless, the one with the mom in the taco costume. Note, when mom is in taco costume, don't say "hola". Bad form, man. Men playing basketball. Deodorant? Nooo, Coppertone Sport Sunblock! Car payment...cell phone...black leather...drama, tension...Citi banking. Sinus pressure. Head like ballon, whoosh--Sudafed PE! Dancing people. Colorful background. Ipod headphones. Ipod. Ipod+ Itunes. APPLE! KFC (or is it?). I like mashed potato. But I think the layering thing they are doing it frickin WEIRD. Yuck. Sickening. Direct TV, telling me to stay focused for the next 30 seconds. Telling my lies (tell me lies tell me lies tell me sweet little lies...) about HDTV. :sigh: You just can't win, can you? FOX dramas...a sober detective, prob. recovering alcoholic. Man in yellow sweatshirt. Accuses detective of craziness. Probably fairly accurate. Creepy old lady. New Amsterdam--AND...(after the storm)--take a wild guess? We've got cops, a landmark new series, not the same place, a chase, guns, sirens, a bridge, water, redemption, one breath at a time, K-VILLE. Um. Not what I thought, but whatevs.
8. Annnddd we're back! oooh Stunts! Lucky Penny, about a guy who finds a lucky penny. Imagine that. And fell down a manhole. Oops. Oh god. Plaid shorts. That's where he went wrong. He also got hit by a bus. Fell onto the pavement, still has the penny, a piano is going to fall on his head. Ouch. There's the penny. Awww...and some old lady picked it up. "oooh, luck penny!" Actually pretty cute. Stunts were kind of...lameish. But the old lady was totally cute. Carrie Fisher liked it. Garry liked it. "Funny and charming, which is very hard to do." He missed his daughter's first birthday! OMG that is so sad!
9. This is going to be a loooong post if I keep doing this. Right? Right.
10. This one is no pushover. Oh, I like her. She's kind of spunky. And she has kinda weird kinda cool hair. To Screw in a Light Bulb: light flickers. man in plaid robe climbs on step stool and hits the lamp. The room is filled with people. I'm bored. Maggots mentioned, pirate speaks. Fight erupts. Clown dances. Man tries to eat cereal. Woman in bathrobe screws in lightbulb--tada! "Geez Bob, it's just a freakin light bulb!" Carrie Fisher doesn't get it completely. "Good attempt. Unhhh." Poor concept from the man in the middle. Garry says that it's hard to make a metaphor funny.
11. GIRL POWER!
12. BREAK--Cars! It's Ford, doing there history thing. Mustang to Fusion. I like the mustang. I like horses. Yup. That's it. Bold Moves, baby. Oooh! People kissing! Lipton White Iced Tea - sometimes the lightest touch creates the biggest sensation, or something like that. Flower market! I like flowers! People with hoses and green aprons! A Cashier. Visa card. Circles of flowers and rainboots. And SOD! Sod rocks my world. Ooooh somebody wrote a check, and the happy music ends. I totally understand that feeling. Dude, the flowers wilted. Take a hint. Visa check card, baby. Life takes it. Somebody wants to rule the world and he must circle it. Ten times. He works because he's driven. To close the deal. Monster.com. Personally, I don't like Monster.com, but that's just me. Oh, McDonalds! Noo, I don't believe those stories. Go away, golden arches. AFLAC! With the goat! Naaaah. Naaaaah. Naaaaaaaah. Ask about it at work. More on the lot, Next! All new episodes of...the one about beating the 5th grader. GO FIFTH GRADERS!! Back to the show...
13. It's Mateen from Cali, orig. from South Bronx. Yeah, man. He's from Wallstreet, baby, but he gave it up for film making. It's Soft...."You be soft", "man, whatever, yo". Man with stocking on head. Tan stocking. And they all run after him. And he takes her purse. Ha. I laughed out loud. He stuck up his grandma. Ha. That was funny. Carrie says it's a success! So does the man in the middle (DJ Caruso, fyi). And Garry...says...that it was very good and he's from the Bronx too and says that the guys weren't scary. But he did a great job.
14. It's 9:00.
15. Claudia's turn. She's from Italy and has crazy hair and an accent and a tooth hanging from her neck. And she is a self-proclaimed artist. It's Blind Date: polka dot clutch, I think she is doing the voice over. Maybe. Polka dot dress. Woman left alone at the bar. She goes to bathroom. There is a man in the ladies room and she goes to the boys room. Eww. Farting noises. Foul. She meets her date in the bathroom and he gives her flowers. Eww. Carrie doesn't look pleased. "Maybe comedy isn't your thing" aww. She's trying to be nice. Middle man thinks she chickened out with the fart joke. Garry thinks she is an artist and comedy is tricky and the movie was well made. "But it makes you want to wash your hands" ("anyone have a handy wipe?" A handy wipe for Garry? Anyone?). Her style reflects her personality. And the camera just scanned her body, from the feet up. Weirdness.
16. It's the country boy from Kentucky. He's got an accent! Aww. The south doesn't mess around--his film is called "Getta Room". It's about a nerdy type guy. I'm ready, are you? Yup, that man is a nerddd. He's not with a girl yet. But there are couples alll around. He just told an old couple to get a room. And was thrown out of the theatre. And hit by a car. and now he's going to heaven. And the angel hugged the gatekeeper and he yelled getta room and he poufed away, presumably to hadessss. (Think Bring It On). Carrie Fisher got mentally challenged instead of nerdy...she doesn't know how to react, she was so offended. Uhoh. He says its not that bad...he's just a nerd. Middle man saw him as special needs--cheap and exploitative. Wait. Carrie is sitting in the middle but she talks first! WEIRD. Garry says he went pitch dark (humor). Direction of the actor wasn't great, actor was between nerd and retarded. Uhoh. PC card played. Agh. But PinC is good as long as its in area that brings laughter...
17. Break time and I'm tired...so, tralaaa! I'm off.
Love love love to you all.
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