I can't sleep, so what do I do? Go on Facebook, of course! Like, duh. Here's what I learned:

1. My ex-assistant aerosoles store manager is engaged!
2. My ex-BFF went to Cancun. And, remarkably, the pictures remind me of the time when we went to the Bahamas together, minus the whole partying in downtown Cancun thing.
3. A certain theatre person who recently graduated is a brunette now. I def. need to see pictures of this.
4. A certain former roommate of my next-semester roomie (well, one of them) lists a certain greek society on her profile...and I am dubious. And a little befuddled.
5. Apparently Hailey is facebooking at the same time *I'm* facebooking
6. A certain other roomie of mine has not updated her message nor has she replied to the comments I left on said message. I hope aforementioned other roomie is okay and happy, even though she will prob. (never) read this. Love to the roomies! Unite! Soon. Ish.
7. It's Grace's BDAY! Happy BDAY GRACE! brb. Got to go leave comment.
8. The new facebook app's are getting excessive...
9. A certain former faculty member and beloved honorary member of the theatre department (maybe not so honorary...he's seems to show up rather frequently) has really cute kids. I kinda already knew that, but I'm just restating the obvious, d.l.
10. Cancun is popular this summer...
11. I have at least one whore as a facebook friend.
12. And said whore is prob. an alcoholic by now. And a druggie. And needs to buy real clothes...
13. Ohmegoodness, Corey J is a real live grown up person now instead of just my best friends little baby blonde haired brother! Weeeeird. He has a facebook...
14. I am so glad my boy is not stuck in the teenage inability to type normally thing. :cringe: Okay, so maybe the gamer typing thing stuck...sticks...but, you know, i'll take w00t over...you know, anything my teenybopper barn buddies type.
15. And I'm really glad he doesn't call me a ho. I mean, seriously...people think that's flattering and nice and affectionate? Gag me, please.
16. Some people spend way too much time on facebook. I don't include myself in tha statement, just so you know.
17. I really should change my profile picture soon. It's been up for awhile. Me likes it though.
18. I just saw a certain comment on a certain long islanders profile and I am so glad I'm not living with said certain person. Whew.
19. I love my interns because they turned there work in before the deadline! Go interns goooo!

Okay, so that last one wasn't from facebook, but it's true. Now I fully intend to go to sleep and stop thinking about useless things, like weddings and harry potter and where I want to live someday and the cute house I could buy... I saw the cutest house today.... :sigh:

loves loves loves!