I just can't take it anymore!!

I'm sorry. I just can't do it. They boy tried to get me to do it, and I tried, I really did. But...but...nooooo.

I mean, this is just so much better! And I have security stuffs, so do I really need to worry about having problems? Naww. And this is prettier, too. And it has a separate section for feeds. And it loads things in a nicer way. And it's just better! I don't care what all of you techies say!

I'm standing by Internet Explorer!